Sometimes when you are sitting at a poker table you say things. The reasons to say things are numerous. You could be saying them to speed up the game, throw your opponents off, or say things just because you are drunk.
This is a list of the top 5 things that you should refrain from saying while at a poker table.
5. Why would you do that? Don’t you know how to play poker?
4. My wife game me $39 to play. I scrounged up the extra buck so I could buy in.
3. Oh we are playing Razz? Well then, I raise!
2. Ah hell, I’m all in! (Sir, this is fixed limit poker)
1. This one time, in a freeroll…
And there you have it, the top 5 things not to say at a poker table. Now take read about how you can begin winning holdem.